More from "Universal Degrees"

Despite making it clear that I had no qualifications and no experience my fake identity received three emails from the fake Universal Degrees this morning.

The first at 1034 local time said:

"We would like to inform you that in order to make your information presentable, we have started working on your resume."

The second, at 1035 started:

"This is a request for payment from Universal Degrees."

Then the third at 1041 proudly announced that:

"We are pleased to announce that based on your resume  and your profile score calculated using the CPAAS® profile evaluation system, the evaluation committee at Universal Degrees has finally approved you for  Bachelor's Degree + Master's Degree + PhD Degree."

I've also had two separate phone calls from them today chasing the money. So all it takes is the money and the degrees are mine. Who would have thought that getting qualifications was as simple as that! I thought it took hard work and intelligence. Silly me.